Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

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Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
N’tima (via mariaarroyo)

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05/13: #sunrise #fmsphotoaday #may #photoaday

05/13: #sunrise #fmsphotoaday #may #photoaday

You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There’s plenty of ‘em in the sea.

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I just really hate Boston. and the Bruins. 

and I just really wanted the Leafs to advance. 

S I G H


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spiritguide:

cunts (by the|G|™)

spiritguide:

cunts (by the|G|™)

uhhhhhh… what…

uhhhhhh… what…

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Plot of Jurassic Park 4. Dinosaurs brought back via squirrel mouth to mouth.

funny-pictures-uk:

Plot of Jurassic Park 4. Dinosaurs brought back via squirrel mouth to mouth.

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